Biscuit Appreciation Society

Crumble crumble, biscuits humble;

Packets opened, out they tumble.

Wheels of Wagon, Rolls of Fig,

Spin the biscuit whirligig!

Nuts of Ginger, Wafers Pink,

Fact:  every single year they shrink.

Rings of Party, Milk that’s Malted

All are sweetened, none are salted.

Dodgers of Jam, Crunch Cream of Fox,

Number in a packet – 12 (approx),

Cakes of Jaffa and Nobs of Hobs,

Tiny ones with icing blobs.

Cream of Custard, Rich of Tea,

Join the biscuit devotees!

Crumble Crumble, biscuits humble;

Packets opened, out they tumble.

Crunch them munch them, lick your lips,

Keep up your biscuit membership.

 © Sarah Ogilvie 2024